ANDERS in DRAGON AGE II (2011)
Act 1 | Tranquility
if the spoilers about MS4 are true, then I can’t wait for the after credits scene where Scully’s just sitting up late at night in the Unremarkable House, like glowering angrily in the dark, and turns the lamp just as William tries to sneak into the house and she’s just like:
“FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH??? REALLY??? I EXPECT THIS FROM YOUR FATHER BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE RAISED BETTER. YOU BETTER PRAY FOR AN ALIEN ABDUCTION RIGHT NOW MISTER BECAUSE YOU ARE IN SO. MUCH. TROUBLE.”
He did it again
idk i just feel like if you were actually attracted to women you’d be attracted to women in their default state not just exclusively in an outrageously plucked and preened one
like if you see a woman with body hair or whatever and go “ew that’s disgusting!!!” like you’re not attracted to women then bc women have stuff like that we’re born with it it’s literally normal and you think it’s disgusting
“i would never date a woman with leg hair, armpit hair, facial hair, saggy tits, cellulite, stretch marks, etc etc etc” great! so you admit you aren’t attracted to women then!
oh btw if you rb please tag with your follower count too!!
When Americans say “brits should break the law and do a solidarity strike” that would cause more problems the it would fix
1 if we did we could lose Equity our main union so then our actors wouldn’t have one
2. If we lose Equity American companies would then be allowed to hire British actor and it would basically end the strike
Like many lefties don’t seem to understand yes sometimes breaking the law for a cause is good but sometimes it would cause more problems
Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏
(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?
no, why would I?
No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)
yes, obviously??
Yes (I don't really know why, though)
other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags
Before I… crack them open?
WHAT IS THAT
#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove
no egg cup:
egg cup:
#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools
...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane
So do we tell them about Tchibo or would that be too overwhelming right now?
mulder when scully has a crush: “Well I’m sad we won’t be hanging out as much, but nothing i can really do, in fact i should Support my best friend in her romantic endeavors because thats what Friends do :)”
scully when mulder has a crush: “huh. interesting” is loading her gun, already on the phone getting a search warrant,
So I think the best strat here is for the users who did get the new layout to just stop using the desktop version of the site for a while, like a week or a month or however long their 'experiment' is supposed to last, while the users who didn't get the new layout should keep using the desktop version like normal or, perhaps, use it even more than usual.
My guess is that they're doing basic A/B testing on the new layout to see if it would boost engagement: the userbase is split roughly 50/50 between the 2 versions and they are going to be comparing the engagement data between the 2 groups of users to see if it's worth it switching everyone to the new layout or not.
Basically, if you got the new layout and don't like it - don't use it. If engagement metrics of group B (new layout) are lower than those of group A (no change), the experiment will be considered a failure and they will have to reverse the change.
If your tumblr suddenly looks like twitter - it's a sign to log off and go touch some grass! (or just use the mobile app since that engagement data isn't relevant to this particular experiment)
it’s not that mulder is completely incapable of turning on the non-nerd charm because we’re told in the show (“musings of a cigarette-smoking man” + the pilot) that that’s how mulder got the x-files open—he’s buttered up connections in congress. it’s simply that it’s not in his nature to act like that normally. it’s not his personality.
ALICENT HIGHTOWER and HELAENA TARGARYEN
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: Season One (2022)
i finally have the chance to post it omfg
Obi-Wan reached out, then hesitated. He felt a strong urge not to wake the boy, to let him sleep like this forever, to forever anticipate a great adventure, forever dream of personal triumph and joy. This feeling held too much sentiment and weakness to be allowed, but he allowed it nevertheless. This must be how a father feels, looking down on his son, worried about an uncertain future, Obi-Wan thought. I would hate to see him fail. But I would hate far more to lose this boy. I would almost rather freeze time here, and freeze myself with it, than face that.
— Greg Bear. Rogue Planet.